Friday, October 29, 2004

Chavtastic

  • What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit.
  • What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.
  • What do you call a Chav in a locked room? Safe.
  • What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit.
  • What do you call a Chav in a white tracksuit? The bride.
  • If two chavs are in a car and no music is playing, who's driving? The policeman.

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